Sounds Like A Bad Movie

| Romantic | February 3, 2012

(My husband and I are laying in bed one night talking. He starts touching my chest.)

Husband: “I love how they feel. They’re all soft.”

Me: “Um, thanks?”

Husband: “Yeah, like rotten tomatoes.”

Me: “Rotten…tomatoes…”

Husband: “You know, they’re all squishy and stuff.”

Me: “Enjoy sleeping way over there by yourself.”

Husband: “Did I say something wrong?”

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