Unfiltered Story #47709

(My little brother and I are at home, playing video games. He is 7 years old, I am 15. I am a girl.)

Me: “Ha! I won!”

Little brother: *throws video game controller down in disgust* “So! Girls stink anyway!”

Me: “What did you say?!”

Little brother: “I said, girls stink!”

Me: “Ooh, I’m telling Mom. You’re getting into trouble for that!”

Little brother: *tries to look tough* “Who cares!”

Me: “Mom!”

Mom: *comes running over* “What?”

Me: “He told me, girls stink.”

Mom: *to little brother* “Is that true? Don’t forget, I am a girl too, so if you say that, you’re giving me a BIG insult!”

Little brother: “You’re not a girl! You’re just a Mom!”

(Mom and I look at each other.)

Me: “He needs a butt whupping!” *cracks knuckles*

Mom: “I agree.”

(We tickle him until he agrees that girls don’t stink!)