Sound Effects For The Special Effects

(My best friend and I decide to have a sleepover since her parents are out of town. We make popcorn, build a pillow fort, and turn on Netflix to watch the Avengers movie. It’s past midnight. We’ve each had a glass of alcoholic beverages and we’re getting tired.)

Me: “Those alien whale thingies are funny.”

Friend: *nod* “I like them.”

Me: “Watch! They go rawr nom nom nom then pew pew pew with the alien guys shooting out of their sides!”

(Flailing arm movements.)

Friend: “We really need someone to film our commentary!”