Sound And Visionary

(My husband and I are in bed getting ready to sleep, and I’m describing to him my ideal vision that helps me to relax when things get stressful.)

Me: “We have a nice apartment, with clean wood floors and some plants here and there, an open kitchen, beautiful morning light streaming through the windows and I’m on the couch, in a cozy cardigan with a nice hot cup of tea.”

Husband: “Where am I?”

Me: “You’re not there.”

Husband: “Aww!”

Me: “You’re somewhere, so long as it doesn’t interfere with my peaceful vision.”

Husband: *long pause* “I’m in the same room… learning how to play the bugle.”