Sorry, This Is My First Playthrough

I’m getting a few things at the local convenience store. The guy at the register is in his early twenties and is wearing a cute Pokémon t-shirt.

One of the regular grumpy customers walks up to him. I’ve never seen this guy happy in all the years I’ve lived in this neighborhood.

Customer: “Aren’t you a little old to be wearing that shirt?”

Register Guy: “It fits, and I like it.”

Customer: “Don’t you think it’s time you started to act your age?”

Register Guy: “I don’t know how to act my age. I’ve never been this age before.”

The customer just blinks and pays in silence. That’s the first time I’ve ever seen his ranting cut short.