Sorry Seems To Be The Most Frequent Word

(I’m going to pick my boyfriend up after class. I’m in the hallway where we are supposed to meet, and I don’t see him. An administrator walks up to me.)

Administrator: “Hi, you look lost. Can I help you find something?”

Me: “I’m trying to find my boyfriend. We’re supposed to meet here.”

Administrator: “Well, I’m not sure if I can help you out with that.”

(Just then, my boyfriend walks out of his classroom. He waves to me, and heads our way.)

Me: “There he is!”

Administrator: “You’re dating [Boyfriend]? Oh, honey, I am so sorry! Call me sometime; we’ll talk.”

(It turned out she had been a friend of his family for years. The scary thing? She was not the first one to say that about him!)