Sorry, Jesus, Your Birthday’s Been Moved Up
Coffee Shop, Editors' Choice, Funny Stories, Holidays, Impossible Demands, USA | Right
| September 22, 2008
Me: “Hello, sir. What can I get you?”
Customer: “Um… can I please have a mocha latte?”
Me: “Sure. That would be $3.50, please.”
(Five minutes later…)
Me: “Here you go, sir.”
Customer: “What is this? Why isn’t the cup red?”
Me: “What do you mean?”
Customer: “The cup. It’s usually red!”
Me: “I’m sorry, that is only around Christmas time.”
Customer: “What?! THEN MAKE IT CHRISTMAS TIME!”
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