Sorry, I’m Out Of Cheer
Me: “Thanks for calling [Party Store], how can I help you?”
Caller: “Do you have any cheerleading pompoms?”
Me: “Unfortunately, we don’t have any.”
Caller: “Do you know you don’t have any, or do you just not want to go look for them?”
Me: “You caught me, ma’am. We actually have a hundred thousand in the back, but I lied to you because I personally want everyone else to have pompoms except you specifically.”
Caller: “*Click.*
