Sorry, I Don’t Speak A**-Hole
College & University | Learning
| November 12, 2015
(My French teacher is known for looking down at the students, especially at me. This happens during class after I accidently answer in English.)
Teacher: “Really? You can’t even speak proper French? I have you know that I speak French, Dutch, and English.”
Me: *fed up with him* “Awwww, that’s cute. I speak Russian, French, Dutch, English, Arabic, Esperanto, and Welsh.”
Teacher: “Yeah, right. What does [Poor Russian phrase] mean?”
Me: *deadpan* “You said: ‘I’m a German warship.'”
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