Sorry, I Don’t Speak A**-Hole

| Belgium | Learning | November 12, 2015

(My French teacher is known for looking down at the students, especially at me. This happens during class after I accidently answer in English.)

Teacher: “Really? You can’t even speak proper French? I have you know that I speak French, Dutch, and English.”

Me: *fed up with him* “Awwww, that’s cute. I speak Russian, French, Dutch, English, Arabic, Esperanto, and Welsh.”

Teacher: “Yeah, right. What does [Poor Russian phrase] mean?”

Me: *deadpan* “You said: ‘I’m a German warship.'”

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