Sorry, His Thighs Are Tastier Than Yours
(One night in bed, my boyfriend rolls over and snuggles against my back. I tend to tease him when he gets affectionate.)
Me: “Are you expressing some carnal desires there, babe?”
Boyfriend: “Mmm…KFC.”
Me: “What?”
Boyfriend: “Oh. Sorry. I thought you said ‘colonel’.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
