Sooooo Sorry I Couldn’t Help You Steal And Get Myself Fired
I work in a sports store.
Me: “Hello, that will be $80 for the pants.”
Customer: “How about this… I’ll give you $30 and you don’t put the sale through? Buy yourself something nice.” *Winks*
Me: “Um… No. I’m sorry but I can’t do that. The pants are still $80.”
Customer: “Well, at least give me a discount!”
Me: “I’m sorry, I’m not authorized to give discounts. The pants may go on sale eventually.”
Customer: “Well, f*** you. You’re a stupid little b****, aren’t you?! I’m going to call your manager and have your unhelpful a** fired!”
Me: “Sorry I couldn’t be of more help.”
Customer: “Yeah, well, f*** you, too!”
Question of the Week
Has a customer ever tried to cross you and lived to regret it? What happened?