Sooo Not Ready For The Internet, Part 8
This is a while ago but not in the early days of the Internet, so generally, people should still know better. A customer who bought a computer from us comes back a week or so later and, remembering me as the salesman, walks straight up to me.
Customer: “So, I just got the Internet, and I am confused.”
Me: “What are you confused about, sir?”
Customer: “So, all these people, they’re just giving me money?”
Me: “What are you talking about, sir?”
Customer: “I keep getting all these emails from these nice people that say they want to send me money. Straight into my bank account!”
Me: “I see. Those people are scammers, sir. They’re not nice. You need to ignore them.”
Customer: “Oh, are you sure? Some of them are very pretty.”
Me: “Especially the pretty ones, sir.”
Customer: “Oh… Well, if you’re sure. That’s a pity.”
Related:
Sooo Not Ready For The Internet, Part 7
Sooo Not Ready For The Internet, Part 6
Sooo Not Ready For The Internet, Part 5
Sooo Not Ready For The Internet, Part 4
Sooo Not Ready For The Internet, Part 3
