Sooo Not Ready For The Internet, Part 11
A customer comes in with a laptop he purchased a month ago.
Customer: “Your warranty says you can fix my laptop if it’s broken within thirty days, yes?”
Me: *Looking at his receipt* “Yes, and today is day thirty, so you’re just in time! What issue are you having?”
Customer: “Your laptop is s***! You said it was fast, but it’s so slow! It takes forever to do everything!”
Me: “May I have a look?”
The customer hands his laptop over, and immediately, I know something is wrong. It’s hot to the touch, and the fans are going wild. I open it up, and the screen is an explosion of browser windows, pop-ups, and more open tabs than I can count.
Me: “Sir, you have a lot of tabs open!”
Customer: “What are tabs?”
Me: “You have a lot of websites open at the same time, sir. Why don’t you close a few?”
Customer: “You can do that? They’re not forever?”
Me: “I think I know why your computer is slow, sir…”
Related:
Sooo Not Ready For The Internet, Part 10
Sooo Not Ready For The Internet, Part 9
Sooo Not Ready For The Internet, Part 8
Sooo Not Ready For The Internet, Part 7
Sooo Not Ready For The Internet, Part 6
