Sooo Not Ready For The Internet, Part 10

I am offering tech support to a new customer of our ISP who has never used the Internet before.

Me: “Remember when I explained what a tab was, and what a browser was?”

Caller: “Yes.”

Me: “Okay. I need you to open another tab.”

Caller: “And what will that do?”

Me: “It will open another window so you can look at the Internet on two separate tabs.”

Caller: “No! That will download a new Internet! I can’t afford two Internets!”

That was a fun explanation.

Related:
Sooo Not Ready For The Internet, Part 9
Sooo Not Ready For The Internet, Part 8
Sooo Not Ready For The Internet, Part 7
Sooo Not Ready For The Internet, Part 6
Sooo Not Ready For The Internet, Part 5