Sometimes, You Just Can’t Win
Me: “Hello, may I help you?”
Customer: “I’d like some baked chicken.”
Me: “I’m sorry, we only have fried chicken.”
Customer: “How about roasted chicken?”
Me: “No, we only have fried chicken.”
Customer: “How about broasted… boasted chicken?”
(Yes, she actually said boasted chicken.)
Me: “No, ma’am, all we have is plain old fried chicken.”
Customer: “Oh, okay.” *leaves*
Boss: “Hey, don’t call the chicken old.”
Me: *facepalm*
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