Something’s Not Right-Clicking With This Student
(I’m sitting in class taking a test which is printed off a computer screen-shot, so a scroll button was accidentally printed on the paper. A student raises their hand.)
Teacher: “Yes, [student’s name]?”
Student: “The scroll button won’t work!”
Entire Class: *giggles*
Teacher: *facepalm* “You do know this is on paper, right?”
Student: “Are you going to fix it or not?”
Teacher: *looks blankly at student*
(The student gets angry, starts stabbing his desk, and the paper tears.)
Student: “Oh, I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to break the computer!”
(By now, the entire class is currently laughing our guts out.)
Other Teacher: *enters room* “What’s all the laughing about?”
(Our teacher explains situation to the other teacher.)
Other Teacher: *begins laughing hysterically*
Teacher: *shakes head*
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
