Something Fishy About That Rabbit

| Related | September 19, 2013

(My 10-year-old brother has a pet rabbit who he loves very much. We’re watching a cooking show.)

TV Chef: “And today we’re going to ask you to make rabbit three ways.”

Brother: “What?!”

Me: “Sometimes people eat rabbit, honey.”

Brother: “No. Nope. Not happening.”

TV Chef: “This is how you butcher a rabbit.”

Brother: “It’s not rabbit; it’s sushi.”

Mum: “Sushi’s fish.”

Brother: “IT’S SUSHI!”

TV Chef: “…then you want to put the rabbit in the pot…”

Brother: “STOP SAYING IT’S RABBIT. IT’S SUSHI!”

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