Something About The Situation Is Off
(I am fixing a computer a teacher is having problems with and because of this she cannot pull up a slideshow for her class.)
Me: “All right, ma’am, what seems to be the problem?”
Teacher: “This computer won’t work, and I need it to teach!”
Me: “I’ll see what I can do.”
Teacher: “Good luck. No one else can fix it. I think it has something to do with the Internet.”
(I look at the computer and the monitor is off. After I turn it on and the screen is still black, the Teacher has a smug look on her face.)
Teacher: “See? I told you!”
Me: “Let me look at the actual computer.”
(I look at the tower, and surprise surprise, it is off. I turn it on, and the computer successfully starts up and connects to the internet.)
Teacher: “Oh. I could have done that.”
Me: “I’m sure you could have.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?