Something About That Meal He Cooked Tonight

| Related | May 10, 2013

(My dad and I are eating dinner. The topic comes up of two incredibly homophobic people we know.)

Dad: “Yeah, I just feel sorry for their son when he comes out.”

Me: “Really? I don’t think that he’s gay. What made you think that?”

Dad: “Well, he’s in the drama club.”

Me: “Dad, I’m in drama club, and I’m not gay.”

Dad: “Are you sure?”

Me: “I have a girlfriend.”

Dad: “So did Elton John!”

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