Something About That Meal He Cooked Tonight
Restaurant | Related
| May 10, 2013
(My dad and I are eating dinner. The topic comes up of two incredibly homophobic people we know.)
Dad: “Yeah, I just feel sorry for their son when he comes out.”
Me: “Really? I don’t think that he’s gay. What made you think that?”
Dad: “Well, he’s in the drama club.”
Me: “Dad, I’m in drama club, and I’m not gay.”
Dad: “Are you sure?”
Me: “I have a girlfriend.”
Dad: “So did Elton John!”
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