Someone’s Out Of Beat With Reality

Some of my friends played in a local pop group. Two of the female group members were in a relationship with each other. After one performance in a local pub, I was chatting with them as they packed up their gear. Another customer approached and kept trying to attract my attention.

Customer: “You know what these girls are, don’t you?”

Me: “Yes. [Girl #1] is a drummer and percussionist. [Girl #2] is a bass guitarist.” *Sigh.* “But I have come to terms with it over the years.”