Someone’s Getting Fired… Somewhere

I’m on my way to work one day, early, as is usual. I’m about to pull into the parking lot from the main street, and my phone rings. My manager hasn’t given me her new phone number, so I assume it’s her.

Me: “Hello?”

Caller: “You’re gonna get fired.”

I nearly caused an accident because where did THAT come from?! ALL of my previous reviews have been great, fantastic, stellar, and my manager is now calling me to tell me I’m going to be fired?! It certainly SOUNDS like my manager!

Me: “I’m sorry, what?! I’m… I’m gonna be fired?! For what?!”

Caller: “…is this [Name]?

Me: “No?!

Caller: “…oh, s***, I think I dialed the wrong number! I am so sorry!”

Me: “I THINK YOU DID, TOO! OH MY GOD, WOMAN! DON’T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!”

Caller: “I am so, so sorry!” *Hangs up.*

My manager had a good laugh at my expense when I told her about it.