Someone’s About To Get Fired, Part 2

(I’m a bit of a klutz. While putting a customer’s sandwich in the toaster oven, I somehow manage to knock the cheese off the sandwich, sending it onto the burner and causing the toaster to catch fire.)

Coworker: “I’m sorry, we can’t toast anything right now.”

Customer: “Oh, that’s okay. What happened to the toaster?”

Coworker: “Some cheese got on the burner and caught fire. We were trying something new. I like to call it flame broiled sandwiches!”