Someone Who Actually Lives Under A Rock
(A man has been waiting for a table at a full restaurant for fifteen minutes. A family of four walks in with reservations and is immediately seated. The man approaches the hostess.)
Man: “I’ve been waiting here for fifteen minutes. Why were they seated before me?”
Hostess: “I’m sorry, sir, but they called to reserve a table.”
Man: “What, just because they called they get a table right when they come in?”
Hostess: “Yes, sir, they called ahead to reserve a table.”
Man: “Well, that’s dumb! So if I go outside and call can I come back in and get a table right now?”
Hostess: “No, sir, I’m sorry, but we require at least a couple hours notice for reservations.”
Man: “Well that’s God-d*** stupid! So he calls and gets a table right away, but I can’t call and get a table? What the h*** is wrong with this place?”
*man storms out*
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