Someone Should Outline The Family Tree

(My five-year-old paternal half-brother recently learned how to outline hands, and comes to my room with some pieces of paper.)

Brother: “Hey, [My Name]! Do you want me to outline your hand?”

Me: “Sure!”

(He outlines my hand on one of the pieces of papers, and hands a blank one to me.)

Brother: “You can take this one home and outline your mom’s hand in it!”

(He gives me another blank paper.)

Brother: “And you can outline your dad’s hand with this one!” *pause* “Do you have a dad?”

Me: “Yeah. The same as yours.”