Did Someone Say Pizza Park?

(My husband and I are ordering pizza. It’s taking a while to get here, which doesn’t usually happen. I get a call from the pizza place.)

Delivery Guy: “I can’t find your house. There’s not a house here!”

Me: “What?”

Delivery Guy: “You’re at [number] 14th Street, right?”

Me: “No, our address is [number one digit off] 4th Street.”

Delivery Guy: “Oh, okay! Be right there!”

(Later, I tell my husband the address the guy went to, and he looks it up.)

Husband: “It’s a park. [Number] 14th St is a park!”

Me: “No wonder he was confused!”