Someone Is Getting Very Agitated With The Salad Dressing
(I work at an assisted living facility. I’m sitting at my desk, typing up the next day’s menu as I talk to a coworker.)
Me: “Why do I always have to put ‘with dressing’ when we have a salad? Are we forcing residents to have dressing or no salad for you?”
Coworker: “Well, what else would you put on it?”
Me: “The blood of my enemies.”
Coworker: “I thought you were vegetarian?”
Me: “I’d make an exception.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.