Someone Has Either Had An Interesting Year, Or Is About To…

I’m working on a photo editing project in the back when a coworker comes in from the shop floor.

Coworker: “Hey, [My Name], are we allowed to put marriage certificates into the shredder?”

Me: “Uh… why?”

Coworker: “The customer says she wants to turn it into confetti for New Year’s.”

Me: “I… don’t even want to know. Sure. Why not.”

Coworker: “Cool.” *Turns back to the door.* “Ma’am, my manager has approved your symbolic rebirth…”