Someone Had A Hand In This Decision

(I work at a popular restaurant where we cut all our own fries, despite only having one small machine to do it. One day while prepping a batch with the machine, a coworker badly cuts up his hand, requiring him to get stitches. A month later, one of my bosses spots me in our fridge and ushers me over to some newly delivered boxes.)

Boss: “Check it out.”

(It turns out, we’ve received a dozen boxes of pre-cut fries.)

Me: “Oh, wow! No more fry cutting?”

Boss: “We finally talked the higher-ups into letting us get them pre-cut on a safety issue! God bless [Coworker] for cutting off his hand!”