Someone Didn’t Have Their Spinach Today

(I order a pizza online and go to pick it up.)

Worker: “Can I help?”

Me: “I’m here to pick up an order.”

Worker: “Name?”

(I give my name and he pulls out a pizza and sprinkles spinach on it. I’m a little confused because I thought the pizza was baked with all the ingredients in it. Oh well.)

Worker: “Total is $[amount]. You know, if you ordered it online, you could get it for cheaper.”

Me: “I did.”

Worker: “What? Oh.” *looks at screen for a few minutes, looks at pizza again* “…Sorry, what did you say you were here for? Delivery?”

(I managed to pay and leave with my pizza, eventually. I guess all the hot fumes from the ovens must’ve cooked his brain!)