Somehow Making It Worse
(I work in a tavern. This happens to my coworker when a guy doesn’t have his ID.)
Coworker: “I’m sorry, we can’t serve you alcohol if you don’t have your ID.”
Customer: “What, so I have to leave?”
Coworker: “No, we just—”
Customer: “Look, I’m not a cop!”
(The customer pulls out and shows my coworker a bag of cocaine.)
Coworker: “Okay, now you have to leave.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
