Somehow 15 More Stories About Parents Who Are Going To Get Their Children Killed – A Not Always Right Story Roundup!
Dear readers,
It’s crazy that we’ve already made two (one and two!) of these roundups, but the parent customers out there don’t seem to get it. From parents who think a child’s desire to go on a rollercoaster supersedes their safety, to those who think it would be so gosh-darn cute to take a picture of their little munchkins next to a wild bear, our archives are full of parents who miraculously have not gotten their children killed yet.
We’ve rounded up fifteen stories about them below for your horrifying reading pleasure!
Better Off Popular – Some parents have embarrassingly bad priorities.
Unbearably Bad Ideas – Hits from the comments: “Sure you can send your kids to play with the bears… once.” (Credit: PepsiLime)
He Scolds Sea Shells By The Seafood Store – God help anyone this customer feeds.
May We Suggest The Child Protective Services Ride – And then you called the authorities, right? Right?
At Least Someone Is Receiving Maintenance… – We hope her hair gets over-bleached and falls out.
Cash For Baby Bumpers – Money can be exchanged for goods and services, not children.
Not-so-righteous Indignation – “Nobody likes me, everybody hates me…”
I Sense Another Frivolous Lawsuit, Part 2 – Hits from the comments: “Did he fall down the up escalator? That could take hours.” (Credit: Cargo Shorts Rule)
Would You Like To Super-Size That Band-Aid? – Put it on ice and deal with it later.
Finger Lickin’ Good Parenting – Why do people like this even have kids?
*Prays For Baby* – We feel like they shouldn’t have had to spell this out for you.
It’s Always The One You Least Suspect – Do you know what that word means, ma’am?
Baby On Board; Mother, Not So Much – Why are these people so chill about ditching their babies with strangers?!
Protection Against The Inevitable – We don’t like to judge, but we’re questioning her judgment.
Octomom, The Early Years – We’re just going to take her word for it.
We hope you enjoyed this roundup about dangerous parents! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!
Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:
10 Stories About Parents Who Are Going To Get Their Children Killed
10 More Stories About Parents Who Are Going To Get Their Children Killed
