Some Very Door Evidence

(I am about to head home from grocery shopping. I am going into my car about to leave and am confronted by the lady parked next to me.)

Lady: “You hit my car with your door!”

Me: “No, I didn’t.”

Lady: “Look at this scratch! I just got a car wash!”

Me: *opens car door all the way and it isn’t even close to reaching her car*

Lady: “Whatever…”