Some Test Questions Aim Below The Belt

(A student in my geometry class has a habit of saying ‘quiz-icle’ instead of ‘quiz,’ in an effort to be funny. The teacher is sick of it.)

Student: “Is question four a quiz-icle question?”

Teacher: “No. We don’t have any more quizzes this year, just a few tests.”

Student: “Oh… is it a test-icle question?”

(The student realizes what he’s said, and turns bright red.)

Teacher: “Yes; because if you miss it, I’ll have you by the balls.”