Some Strangers Slither Right Up To You
(I am buying a guinea pig and am pretty excited. The clerk has gone to get it for me when a woman in her late 50s, a stranger, comes up beside me.)
Strange Woman: “Just bought one?”
Me: *happily* “Yes!”
Strange Woman: “Mmm. I wonder if they’ll… you know… feed them to the snakes?”
Me: “…uh.”
Strange Woman: “I’d feed them to my snakes… if I had some…” *walk away*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?