Some Rashes You Gotta Scratch

| Learning | June 10, 2013

(I am a pre-school teacher sitting with one of my three-year-old students who loves watermelon. He brings it every day and is now explaining to me how he has eaten so much watermelon that it has given him a rash.)

Child: “It gave me a b—”

Me: “Stop! We don’t say that at the table.”

Child: “But now I have a—”

Me: “Don’t say it.”

Child: “Bu—”

Me: “Nope!”

Child: “Buuu—”

Me: “Shhh!”

Child: “Buuuuu—”

Me: “Uh-uh!”

Child: “Bubuuubuuu—”

Me: “No!”

Child: *triumphantly* “BUTT RASH!”

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