Some Rashes You Gotta Scratch
(I am a pre-school teacher sitting with one of my three-year-old students who loves watermelon. He brings it every day and is now explaining to me how he has eaten so much watermelon that it has given him a rash.)
Child: “It gave me a b—”
Me: “Stop! We don’t say that at the table.”
Child: “But now I have a—”
Me: “Don’t say it.”
Child: “Bu—”
Me: “Nope!”
Child: “Buuu—”
Me: “Shhh!”
Child: “Buuuuu—”
Me: “Uh-uh!”
Child: “Bubuuubuuu—”
Me: “No!”
Child: *triumphantly* “BUTT RASH!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
