Some Questions Should Never Be Asked
Me: “Costume Design & Rental. How can I help you?”
Caller: “Hi, do you guys have any costumes?”
Me: “Yes, we have a 5,000 square foot warehouse.”
Caller: “And do you rent them?”
Me: “Yes, we do.”
Caller: “How much is it?”
Me: “It depends on what kind of costume are you looking for.”
Caller: “I don’t know… Can’t you just tell me how much it is?”
Me: “Not without knowing what you want, no.”
Caller: “Fine, whatever.” *click*
(Ten minutes later, they call back.)
Me: “Costume Design & Rental. How can I help you?”
Caller: “Do you have any giant penis costumes?”
Me: “Uh… no. I don’t think we do.”
Caller: “Darn.” *click*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?