Some Questions Should Never Be Asked, Part 2
(A customer approaches one of my cashiers holding two children’s t-shirts with identical logos one boys and one girls. We were having a liquidation sale and all boys’ clothing was 40% off while girls’ clothing was 50% off.)
Customer: “What’s the discount on these?”
Cashier: “One is 40% off and the other is 50% off.”
Customer: “Why are they different?”
Cashier: “One is girls and one is boys.”
Customer: “I don’t understand… what’s the difference between girls and boys?”
Cashier: *without even skipping a beat* “Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.”
(Cue the entire checkout line laughing.)
