Some Questions Should Never Be Answered
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, before your photos were printed the technician noticed that they have a–” *ahem* “–content which we cannot print.”
Customer: “This is because I was nude, isn’t it?”
Me: “Well, that wasn’t the deciding factor in itself.”
Customer: “Are you saying that there is something wrong with the human body? That it is obscene?”
Me: “No, I cannot comment on that. But the use of certain… toys… in your photography did cross our line.”
Customer: “Well? What are you going to do for me?”
Me: “While I am forbidden to make and sell you the photos, the negatives are still yours. You can have them once you pay the processing fee.”
Customer: “Hmmmpph! Well, you can at least tell me how I looked!”
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