Some People Need To Be Put Away
(I am finishing up my shopping experience by doing the impossible – putting the things I don’t want back where I got them. A random woman on her phone thrusts a pile of clothes into my arms.)
Me: “What the h***?”
(I drop the clothes on the floor.)
Woman: “What are you doing?! Put those away!”
Me: “Why the h*** would I put your clothes away for you?! Put them away yourself!”
Woman: “What the f*** is your problem?! DO YOUR JOB!”
Me: “I DON’T work here! Why would you assume that I did?! Pick up your clothes and put them away yourself!”
Woman: “Then why are you putting clothes away if you don’t work here?!” *smug that she caught me in a supposed lie*
Me: “Because that’s what you do when you don’t want to buy something – YOU PUT IT BACK.”
Woman: “Oh… Can you still put these away for me though?”
Me: “NO! Do it yourself!”
(She opened and closed her mouth a few times before just walking away. Some people seriously shouldn’t be allowed in stores.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?