Some People Like To Keep Halloween VERY Short

, , , , , | Right | October 30, 2018

(I work for a seasonal Halloween store. We have a group of flamboyant homosexual men come in. One asks if he could try on a pair of women’s gold, sparkly “booty shorts.”)

Coworker: “No, sir, I’m sorry; as those are considered underwear, store policy states that we cannot allow you to try these on.”

Customer: *acting like a child* “But I just want to try them! How am I supposed to know if they fit right?!”

Coworker: *over radio* “[Manager], I’m sending someone over to you.”

(The guy follows my coworker to the manager.)

Manager: “What seems to be the problem?”

Customer: “She won’t let me try these on!” *waves sparkly shorts in the managers face*

Manager: “No, sir, it’s company policy. I’m sure you wouldn’t want to buy something that someone else’s junk had been all over, and neither does anyone else.”

Customer: “But I promise I’ll buy them! I just want to make sure they fit!”

Manager: “Fine. But if you put them on, I don’t care if they fit; you’re buying them, and you’re leaving with them.”

Customer: “Okay!” *skips back to the dressing room*

(He then proceeded to put them on, walk out of the dressing room, pay for them, and walk out into public with his junk hanging out the side of the shorts.)

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