Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 8
I have recently started six weeks of placements with a paramedic crew as part of my university studies. I soon begin to purchase coffee for the two paramedics I am working with when I get my own cuppa before each day shift. I usually go to an independent local coffee shop that is open from 5:30, where the staff are super friendly and personable and will often have a joke or a chat with every customer who comes through the door. After about three early starts, the senior paramedic on shift holds his cup up and stares at it after I hand it over.
Paramedic: “Is this from [Coffee Shop]?”
Me: “Yes?”
Paramedic: “Ugh, I hate it there.”
Me: “Not a fan of their coffee?”
Paramedic: “Nah, their coffee is fine, but they’re always so f****** cheerful there.”
Me: *Laughs* “See, that’s part of why I like it there.”
Paramedic: *Starting to grin now* “I can’t stand it! Look, I just want to walk in and buy coffee. No one should be that f****** happy that early in the morning. I just don’t trust it. They should be miserable!”
There’s just no pleasing everyone, is there?
Related:
Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 7
Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 6
Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 5
Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 4
Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 3
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?