Some People Are Unable To Change

(I am going through the drive-thru of a burger place. The total comes to $7.20, I hand the cashier $10.20.)

Cashier: “Here’s your change” *hands me $5 note*

Me: “No, that’s not right” *hands back note* “I gave you $10.20 and the change is $3.”

Cashier: *looking confused at the note* “Um, but you gave me…”

Me: “$10.20, I get $3 change.”

Cashier: *hands me three coins snootily* “There you are, then.”

Me: “You gave me three $2 coins…”