Some Of These People Would Starve A Pet Rock

I was heading into the local pet store to get food for one of my snakes. As I was checking out, I made small talk with the cashier.

Cashier: “How often do snakes eat?”

Me: “Once a week or once every two weeks, depending on the age.”

Cashier: “Apparently, a little while ago, a lady with a gecko came into the vet section of the store. Said gecko was severely malnourished. The lady was looking to find what was wrong because, according to one of her friends, “reptiles only need to eat once a month.””