Some Men Are Violent, Others Just Violet
(My boyfriend and I are sitting on my bed. I’m not really paying attention to him as I do my homework. After being quiet for awhile, he suddenly speaks up.)
Boyfriend: “Babe?”
Me: “Yes?”
Boyfriend: “I know I’m a man.”
Me: “Um… okay?”
Boyfriend: “Yeah! I’m perfectly comfortable sitting on pink polka dot sheets and holding a purple duck. Only true men are that comfortable with their masculinity.”
Me: “That’s wonderful, sweetie…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?