Some Holes Aren’t Meant To Be Filled

(I overhear a conversation between a guy holding a box of donuts and the cashier. The customer brings the donuts to the counter.)

Customer: “Do you sell donut holes?”

Cashier: “I don’t think so. [Bakery] is a couple of blocks away; you should have better luck there.”

Customer: “Thanks. Do you sell any non-toxic glue?”

Cashier: “I know what you’re planning and let me tell you from experience: it isn’t going to work.”

Customer: *crestfallen* “Oh… I’ll just have these, then, please.”

(It took everything I had in me not to burst out laughing right there!)