Some Grandmotherly Advice

| Friendly | February 3, 2015

(My closest friend and I have gone through a few rough patches over the years, and therefore my grandmother has never really liked her. Well into our twenties, over a year since the two had last seen each other, my friend and I have this conversation.)

Me: *chuckling* “Granny still doesn’t love hearing about you.”

Friend: “Seriously?!”

Me: “Er, no, I’m kidding. She loves you!”

Friend: “You’re lying; of course she still hates me. I swear, I’m not going to your wedding if she’s still alive.”

Me: “Yes, you are.”

Friend: “Well just remember this: I am not above decking an old lady for being a b****.”

Me: “Just… just don’t kill her, okay?”

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