Some Food Only Looks Good On Paper

(I’m eating a peanut butter sandwich which I’m holding in a paper towel. My mom walks into the living room and stares at me a minute.)

Mom: “[My Name], what are you eating?”

Me: “A peanut butter sandwich.”

Mom: “Oh! I didn’t see the sandwich.”

Me: “Wait, so you thought I was eating a paper towel?”

Mom: “I couldn’t see the sandwich!”

(I stuff the last of my sandwich into my mouth then proceed to start shredding the paper towel using my teeth.)

Me: “Omnomnom! Paper is tasty!”

Mom: “Shut up.”