Some Facts Can Just Bowel You Over
High School | Learning
| May 10, 2014
(Our teacher is explaining to us the digestive system.)
Teacher: “So, the small intestine is around seven meters long.”
Student: “No way! Really?”
Teacher: “Indeed, [Student].”
Student: “But there is no way a seven-meter-long thing fits in me!”
(The entire class starts laughing out loud, and then she realizes what she said.)
