Some F-Word Filled Pillow Talk
I give one of those huge pregnancy pillows away for free on an online marketplace. I make it VERY clear it has been used but that I’d washed it and everything. A woman shows up after expressing an interest and takes it happily.
Two days later, she messages me:
Buyer: “You need to pay for my dry cleaning bill.”
Me: “What?!”
Buyer: “It was used, and it wouldn’t fit in my machine, so I had to take it to a laundromat.”
Me: “I listed it as used, and also… it was free.”
Buyer: “But I had to spend money because of you!”
Me: “Again… it was free. I owe you nothing.”
Buyer: “But I had to spend money!”
Me: “No money was exchanged between us because, again… it was free.”
Buyer: “Stop saying free! Free free free! It doesn’t get you out of owing me!”
Me: “Okay, how about another four-letter ‘F’ word? F*** off.”
I blocked her and reported her to the marketplace admins. I haven’t heard back, so I assume I won’t be getting a dry-cleaning bill anytime soon. The sheer gall of some people!
